• An anti-virus system infects its own users. • Apple's next iOS release "fuzzes" cellular locations. • cURL discontinues bug bounties under bogus AI flood. • AI discovers and fixes 15 CVE-worthy 0-days in OpenSSL. • Ireland did NOT already pass their spying legislation. • AI irreversibly deletes all project files. Says it's sorry. • Windows has a serious global clipboard security problem. • ISPs have the ability to monetize their subscriber's identities. • MongoDB has lowered the hacking skill level bar to the floor.